MISTAKEN JOBS FOR SOME PEOPLE

Following are jobs some people should never undertake.

GEORGE BUSH Teaching people to have better memories.

MICHELE BACHMAN Professor of Constitutional law.

GORDON BROWN Writing the history of the Iraq War.

PRIME MINISTER BERLUSCONI Running a male model agency.

JON STEWART Republican party spokesman for the media.

OSAMA BIN LADEN Rice farming in Bangladesh.

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU Studying the art of compromise.

LARRY SUMMERS Poker player in a casino.