Mistaken Jobs

Following are jobs that certain people should never entertain taking.

RUDY GIULIANI: Kindergarten teacher.

BAGEL SHOP OWNER: Manager of a McDonald’s.

FIREMAN: Bank teller.

FRUIT STAND OWNER: Butcher.

SENATOR GRASSLEY: Abortion doctor.

BILL CLINTON: Jay Leno’s straight man.

TIGER WOODS: Owner miniature gold course.

GLENN BECK: Writer for Jon Stewart show.

LOU DOBBS: PR head of Mexican embassy in US.

RON PAUL: Director of IRS.