Following are occupations certain people should never enter.
JOE THE PLUMBER Being an actual plumber.
CEO OF HEALTH INSURANCE CO Social worker for the unemployed.
GENERAL MCCHYRSTAL Gourmet Cook.
GLOBAL WARMING DENIER Farmer in East Africa.
TONY BLAIR British soldier in Afghanistan.
SILVIO BERLUSCONI Pimp for gay men.
GLENN BECK Sqeegee man on the Bowery.
TALIBAN LEADER Sauna attendant at Jewish Community Center sauna.
RUDY GIULIANI Kindergarten teacher in Harlem school.