I recently conducted a dialogue with my chair.
F: So, tell me Mitt, what exactly do you think about the Iraq War?
M: Obama withdrew our troops without making certain there would be no violence.
F: So, I gather you opposed the Iraq War?
M: I support our troops, I believe the US has the greatest army in the world. It is through our wars that we have achieved peace in the world.
F: Many people were surprised that you made no mention of Afghanistan in your speech.
M: It goes without question that I support our brave men and women in Afghanistan. I also remain shocked that President Obama could initiate such a war and not see it through.
F: But, the war began in 2001 under President Bush.
M: Sir, I do not believe you are correct. President George Bush left office in 1992.
F: I meant the other Bush.
M: There you go again, smearing a great American. President Obama has told our enemies that we are leaving Afghanistan, he is guilty of murdering American soldiers!
F: So, you prefer remaining in Afghanistan.
M: If I am elected, the war in Afghanistan will end with an American victory. I do not intend to reveal my secret plan to end the war.