New Republican Candidate-Goldilocks!

After what appears to be infinity of time, the Republican Party can finally announce that a candidate for their nomination has been identified-Goldilocks. During last week’s debate, Mitt Romney charged that Newt Gingrich was really the little girl who disturbed the three bears. “Now Speaker Gingrich said about the debate before last night that the crows wasn’t allowed to cheer.. Well, then he complained the crowd was too loud. It’s like  Goldilocks, your porridge is too hot, your porridge is too cold.” In other words, Newt is really a stalking horse for a little gir.

Frankly, after listening to the clowns who have appeared on stage for months uttering words of nonsense, Goldilocks really makes the most sense. The issue is our porridge and how hot or cold it is.