New Rules For Secret Service

Bill Maher may have his New Rules, but so does the American Secret Service. An agent is expected to place his body in front of a bullet aimed at the president which means those who serve the nation may wind up on a slab. Recent incidents in which members of the Secret Service enjoyed the evening with some local prostitutes have somehow annoyed those who run the agency. Thus, new rules.

From now on when secret service agents go out for an evening they will be accompanied by chaperones. The chaperones will be from senior level executives. Another new rule is taking ethics and moral classes. I assume the agent will have his prostitute accompanying him at the classes to ensure when they get together for sex it will be ethical sex.

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