Newt Nods To Mitt

Alas, the world will probably not be able to continue hearing the bombastic voice of Newt Gingrich since each primary vote reveals he lacks support from the ignorant masses who constitute the Republican party. Newt realizes that he alone has the intelligence, the experience in spouting words of wisdom in order to counter the Socialist Communist Obama folk who have formed an alliance with forces of Wall Street. What is wrong  with the American people?

Newt was forced to admit that Mitt Romney  “will probably”win the nomination for the Republican presidency. But, Mitt refuses to cease talking. After all, how can he  cease talking? How can this man cease having reporters seek his ideas on topics of the world? Based on research by Newt Gingrich, he is undoubtedly the world’s leading expert on– just fill in the blanks.

The world will little note nor long remember what he said here or there, but I am certain he will write another work of platitudes for future generations.