Newt-Please Don’t Go!

There are unconfirmed reports that Newt Gingrich will no longer be seeking the nomination of the Republican party for president. I survived the death of Franklin Roosevelt, lived through the horror of John Kennedy’s death and the murder of Martin Luther King, but awakening to discover that Newt Gringrich will no longer be seeking the presidency is simply a stone too large to bear. Original reports said Newt would suspend his campaign today, but something got in the way.

We have it on reliable sources that Newt was receiving another $100 if he still was campaigning. A hundred dollars here, a hundred dollars there and one could pay for another trip to Greece. Of course the real tragedy is without the presence of Newt Gingrich who can we kick around? Who can we make jokes about? With Mitt one never knows what he will say today, with Newt one knows he will ramble on and on about his brilliance and the stupidity of the rest of the world.

God Bless You Newt. Of course, I doubt if God wants you in his home since he actually thinks He knows how to run a universe. Let Newt get started and he will ruin a universe.