Newt Should Be Neutered!

Newt Gingrich is preparing to run for the presidency of the United States of America. He has consistently blasted President Barack Obama as a “secular Socialist” who apparently seeks to end the concept of family in our society and bring in gay marriage which would destroy the sanctity of the family. Of course, this is the same Newt Gingrich who married his high school math teacher(I am not insinuating he wanted a good math grade) and when she was in a hospital for cancer treatment dropped by to discuss his desire for a divorce. His second wife was also in a hospital when he informed the woman of his desire to end the marriage. Little did I realize that a Christian marriage is not made in Heaven, but in the selfish desires of one of the mates to enjoy good sex. I am looking forward to Republican ads which depict Michelle Obama as an angel of the Devil who seeks to deny children of their right to become obese. I look forward to ads which depict Barack Obama as denying good Christians of their right to tell a spouse to get lost when their pecker wants another body.

If hypocrisy was a virtue, Newt Gingrich would be a saint in heaven. A few days ago a Republican leader in the legislature told police he could not be arrested for fighting with a girl friend because he was a member of the state government. Ah, we can all look forward to Republicans restoring the family and government to to old American standards.