No Gay Time In Russia

There is a land we call, Russia, which is led by a Beloved Leader who regards himself as the only one who can be gay in the land. It is OK to smile in his land, but beware of acting openly gay all the time. A new law will impose stiff fines and prison time to anyone who promotes “homosexual propoganda” to minors. In other words if two people are discussing homosexuality in a public place in which there are young children, then they have broken the law since a child may have heard their conversation. Just imagine if two kids heard people talk about something termed, “homosexuality?”

I assume if two men or two women were walking down the street and decided to hold hands they are guilty of promoting gay attitudes to children. I assume if two men met and hugged one another they are guilty of promoting gay attitudes to children. If I was Vladimir Putin I would make certain not to hug a man upon greeting him. That is promoting bad ideas! And, kids might see the hug!