NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer comments on the human condition by a twenty year old mind trapped in a 79 year old body.

There was a period in my life when I desired power, I got it, and felt powerless.

The football season is short and intense, baseball goes on and on into infinity.

Death is the end of dreams. Unfortunately, too many living people are dead.

I doubt if other life forms in the universe enjoy the human sense of completion after a good shit.

An attractive woman can talk with any man, any man can not talk with an attractive woman.

Americans are angry at government, life, business, and–themselves.

The most gorgeous sight in America is dawn coming up over San Francisco Harbor.

Cell phones deprive individuals of solitude, the most important ingredient in creative thinking.

I have not heard the word, “hobo” in years.

Each school day should provide each child with fifteen alone minutes.

I will go to my grave never having drunk a bottle of water. I use the water fountain.

I wonder if contemporary people will ever enjoy the completion of a conflict.

My strength is risk taking, my weakness is risk taking.

My enduring strength is being able to say, “I don’t know.” What’s yours?

The more money I spend the less I have. The more love I give, the more love I have.

I experience a sense of pride and belonging when I see the American flag fluttering in the wind.

It is a debate if one must hold open the door on a windy rainy day.

Beauty is not in the beholder, it is in the beholden.

My morning dilemma is deciding whether to put one or two equals into my coffee.

A president who seeks to lead must possess the ability to speak clearly and relate issues to the lives of people. It is not the same as teaching a class of Harvard students.

I rarely use more than one napkin at a time.

There is nothing sexier than a tall blond woman with a trim figure.