NOBODY ASKED ME BUT,

We offer the thoughts on the human condition by a twenty year old mind trapped in a 79 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

There are moments in life when one seizes the opportunity for change or sinks into paralysis.

It is easy being an individualist if you have a decent job.

Mystery of life–why do gut instincts all too often indicate the right road on which to travel.

Beauty is in the body, not the beholder.

The older I become the more I hate large cars.

I have always supported passage of a law only allowing road repairs between midnight and 4:00 a.m.

Anger makes impossible to enjoy love.

I can’t recall the last time I was asked, “did you do your potty?”

I had the misfortune to talk with a member of the Tea Party. It is clear that no member of the Tea Party ever got around to getting a library card.

Two years ago, Fox News thundered on about Obama’s connection with a radical minister. Now, he is a Muslim!

America elects men and women who claim to represent “the average American.” But, for some strange reason they only appoint Ivy leaguers to important government positions.

I was raised as an Orthodox Jew. I guess that’s why I have lived my life as an unorthodox person.

The most successful conspiracy in recent times was carried out by LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh.

Calling someone an “un-American,” could only emerge from an un-American mouth.

Children say whatever is in their minds. We need more children running this government. At least they will be honest.

I wonder if God ever has second thoughts about creating Earth.

To doubt, is to think.

I have always marveled at the ability of women to fold their legs under the body.

There is a difference between waving the flag, and adhering to values embodied in the flag.

I am the child of two immigrants. All immigrants are my brothers and sisters.

A pen lay next to the computer when I sat down. I am a Depression baby, if it is there, I can take it.