We offer the thoughts on the human condition by a twenty year old mind trapped in a 79 year old body.


There are moments in life when one seizes the opportunity for change or sinks into paralysis.

It is easy being an individualist if you have a decent job.

Mystery of life–why do gut instincts all too often indicate the right road on which to travel.

Beauty is in the body, not the beholder.

The older I become the more I hate large cars.

I have always supported passage of a law only allowing road repairs between midnight and 4:00 a.m.

Anger makes impossible to enjoy love.

I can’t recall the last time I was asked, “did you do your potty?”

I had the misfortune to talk with a member of the Tea Party. It is clear that no member of the Tea Party ever got around to getting a library card.

Two years ago, Fox News thundered on about Obama’s connection with a radical minister. Now, he is a Muslim!

America elects men and women who claim to represent “the average American.” But, for some strange reason they only appoint Ivy leaguers to important government positions.

I was raised as an Orthodox Jew. I guess that’s why I have lived my life as an unorthodox person.

The most successful conspiracy in recent times was carried out by LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh.

Calling someone an “un-American,” could only emerge from an un-American mouth.

Children say whatever is in their minds. We need more children running this government. At least they will be honest.

I wonder if God ever has second thoughts about creating Earth.

To doubt, is to think.

I have always marveled at the ability of women to fold their legs under the body.

There is a difference between waving the flag, and adhering to values embodied in the flag.

I am the child of two immigrants. All immigrants are my brothers and sisters.

A pen lay next to the computer when I sat down. I am a Depression baby, if it is there, I can take it.