We offer observations on the human condition from a twenty year old mind trapped in an 80 year old body.
NOBODY ASKED ME BUT
I never met a member of the Tea Party who could actually pass a test on the US Constitution.
The invention of backpacks for children has created a new industry in back pain medicine.
I wonder why God allowed hate to be part of the human mind.
Every time I see a gorgeous girl with a gorgeous smile, I sigh in nostalgia.
I mentally undress beautiful women. Is that rape?
Heaven for me is living on a planet inhabited by life forms who possess love in their hearts.
Someone asked me: “Who are you?” I replied; “A man alone with his thoughts.”
Mystery of life: How some humans never become infected with the virus of hate.
I am always amazed how our minds visualize doing something that never actually occurs.
There is something about the presence of a cop in a diner that makes me feel safe.
As a small boy I never knew that teachers went to the toilet.
The smaller child always gazes in wonder at the older child.
If Hitler was alive today he would be a commentator on Fox News and then head off for a book tour.
A man who wears a black hat should not wear a black shirt with it.
A father feels pride when his child picks up the check.
In 2010 America I feel like a stranger in a strange land.
Never go against a gut feeling.
A baseball player involved in contract negotiations refers to his best years, not to the last year.
My dream is to go to sleep and awake on a planet inhabited by intelligent life forms.
Obama always offers explanations. As General Patton used to say about being on the offense: “le audace, toujours le audace.”
A child feels grown up taking mom out to breakfast.
How many times in life did I turn right instead of left?