NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a twenty year old mind trapped in an 80 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I have never won any lottery. Chalk it up to anti-Semitism.

Every child loves a hug. Too bad, adults don’t pass them out.

Never stand behind an old lady in the check out line, they invariably fiddle with change.

Fox News is to honest journalism as Pete Rose was to honest baseball.

Napkins should be white so they can double as Kleenex.

I wonder if they gave grades in shooting a bow and arrow and gathering fruits.

God has a headache and is sleeping it off. That explains Sarah Palin.

I pay no attention to a TV ad in which a guy talks in a friendly voice.

In 2020, we will be fighting in Tibet, but the reduction in forces will come any day.

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