We offer observations on the human condition from a twenty year old mind trapped in an 80 year old body.


Republicans want credit for killing Osama bin Laden, but for some strange reason they do not want credit for the Recession.

Fox News is to journalism what Pete Rose was to honesty in baseball.

Napkins should be white so they can double as handkerchiefs.

In 2024, our soldiers will be hiking through the mountains of Tibet.

Mystery of life: Why a professional baseball player can not hit a fly ball to get the man in from third.

I pay absolutely no attention to any TV ad in which a guy speaks in a friendly tone.

I wonder if Indians tested their youth in firing the bow and arrow.

God had a headache, He is off someplace sleeping it off, that explains Republicans controlling Congress.

Most of my life I felt short. Now at age 80 when around elderly folk I feel tall.

Mystery of life: why would any intelligent person pay to hear Rudy Giuliani bullshit about saving America from terrorism.