We offer observations on the human condition from a twenty year old mind trapped in an 80 year old body.


To err is to be uncertain, to deny one has erred is to be stupid.

I wonder if God has a Cabinet.

Then again, I wonder if God needs a 60% vote to get something done.

Sign said: “Joe’s Garage.” What else would be the name?

A straight line is never the solution to any problem.

My generation adored and respected Eleanor Roosevelt. Today, many adore and respect Sarah Palin. A tale of two generations.

I become upset when a young person holds the door open for me.

A student told me he was lazy and arrogant. He said it with the arrogance of ignorance.

The happiest moment for those over 70 is awakening in the morning.

My dream is to once more walk the banks of the Seine with a young girl at my side. L’amour, toujours l’amour!