We offer observations on the human condition from a twenty year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.
NOBODY ASKED ME BUT
High heels alter a woman’s presentation of self.
Being old is a relative term. There are elderly twenty year olds.
I feel embarrassed returning the wrong order. Do you?
I do not understand why coupons expire. Makes no sense.
Grand opening of McDonald’s. Walk through honor guard of Big Macs while showered with french fries.
I hate burning the inner mouth.
The concept of the tattoo is taboo with me.
Travel the unknown road to know thyself.
I prefer ambiguity, more exciting.
Some people prefer bed unslept in to own bed.



