NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 20 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Rich Perry never met a right wing cliche he would not utter.

Each day I am approached to join a club about eating, or clothes or whatever. How about being offered to join a club for people who don’t join clubs?

I feel cheated if the price of coffee goes up. Nobody even checked with me!

Women who wear white blouses have big boobs.

Each passing birthday reduces my chance to make it to the 22nd century.

Four blond haired little boys at a table. I am not back in the Bronx.

A woman asked me if I went to a local church. I said,”no” but noted an ancient relative founded it.

People constantly condemn “the government” on the Internet which was created by “the government.”

If two teen age girls are wearing khaki skirts, they go to a private school.