NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I am a small bite person.

Christ did not go to church on Sunday. I guess he was not very Christian.

A person in a frenzy is a person who is distracted.

I await American millionaires seeking a tax deduction for their stands which sell apples to make ends meet.

Some clutch coffee cup to breast. Why?

If Michele Bachmann did not exist, it would require a science fiction writer to create her.

I hope the day never comes when I waddle.

I assume God has a NO Person Left Behind Program which requires passing a multiple choice test to enter Heaven.

I was informed students did no like me because I write extensively on their papers.