We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.
NOBODY ASKED ME BUT
I am a small bite person.
Christ did not go to church on Sunday. I guess he was not very Christian.
A person in a frenzy is a person who is distracted.
I await American millionaires seeking a tax deduction for their stands which sell apples to make ends meet.
Some clutch coffee cup to breast. Why?
If Michele Bachmann did not exist, it would require a science fiction writer to create her.
I hope the day never comes when I waddle.
I assume God has a NO Person Left Behind Program which requires passing a multiple choice test to enter Heaven.
I was informed students did no like me because I write extensively on their papers.



