We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an eighty year old body.


Some fear death, more fear life.

I await one of those famous “ticking bombs” to explode.

Atop the Rocky Mountains at dawn is peace of mind.

If there is a “God” He or She or It has long since departed to find intelligent life forms on some distant planet.

For a child to clutch mom’s hand is to clutch God.

If Christ returned He would be halted at the border and deported as an illegal immigrant.

From Lincoln to Teddy Roosevelt to Dwight Eisenhower to Herman Cain is proof that evolution is not the story of human development.

I am establishing a fund to purchase turkeys for Wall Street bankers in order to ensure they have a good Christmas dinner.

In St. Louis, Fall appears one day and winter the next.

Gingham Restaurant in St. Louis only allows those over age of 60 to be present after 4:00 p.m.

The Republican Party believes the 10th Commandment allows the rich to shit on the poor in the name of capitalism.