We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


I become infuriated when a strange voice on the telephone calls me, “Fred.” My friends call me that name,  not some damn stranger trying to sell me something.

I won a free ticket for the lottery. This enables me to lose once again in life.

I enjoy spring in the fall better than fall in the spring.

A day went by without an idiotic remark by Herman Cain. Call it a first.

I remember pictures of my life. Do you?

I assume the beloved “job creators” who Republicans admire will soon create jobs for nannies, lawn carers, and garbage collectors to pick up the trash they spout every day.

At  age 81, one enjoys anniversaries less and less.

If people mistreat you and you respond likewise, you have become them.

A painful experience lingers longer in mind than a loving one.

To eat McDonald’s food is to partake of Death’s menu.