We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


There are no SUVs in Heaven.

One day I shall limp. The only question is –when?

Having one’s team win the World Series makes one happier–but not richer.

Herman Cain is an early Xmas present for cartoonists.

Rick Perry should study either John Wayne or Clint Eastwood. If you want to come across as tough, be silent.

Why do people speaking on cell phones use hands in order to emphasize a point?

I am told,”tomorrow will be better.” Frankly, yesterday I was  a lot wealthier.

I am always uneasy being served in a restaurant. I am from the working class, we serve ourselves.

At age 81, Death conjures images of wonder.

To fear Death is to fear Life.

Obama raises money, Cain raises cain, Romney is not certain what to raise, and Michele Bachmann raises serious doubts about her mental ability.

I feel like I am cheating purchasing half price candy after a holiday.