NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

A sweet girl in the bagel shop gives me an unofficial senior discount. Seniors should get more discounts.

I become infuriated when a strange voice on the telephone begins by saying, “hi Fred.” Only my friends call me, Fred.

Hateful experiences linger longer than nice ones.

If people mistreat you and you respond likewise, you have become them.

Americans who complain most about “the government” voted for George Bush.

Modern life, an attractive face on an obese body.

I live one day at a time, one week at a time, one year at a time.

To eat at McDonald’s is to partake of Death’s menu.

One day I shall limp and use a cane, the only question is when.