NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

People say they “lost religion” and then “found it.” Where does religion go when it is lost?

If a stranger nods toward me I immediately search my mind for recognition.

Haste makes waste unless you are in a hurry.

Mitt Romney reminds me of the boy who was the only one with a catcher’s mitt so we let him play.

There are times I prefer talking to myself. At least someone will listen to me.

Some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it lukewarm and some just don’t like it.

“Idiots Delight” is the name of play. It currently is performing at Republican “debates.”

I assure all waiting for the return of Jesus. I think he is performing on a planet which contains intelligent life forms.

Ron Paul proves an empty mind can sound profound.

Newt is termed ” a man with ideas.” The easy part is having ideas, the hard part is your ideas make sense.

Bad news is being forced to sit next to a table of teenagers. Good news is my 81 year old ears do not hear very well.

Always go for the extra base. At worse, you are out for the moment, but next time you might be safe.

Never trust a person who “knows.”

A high school girl lacked a quarter. I offered it but feared the predator police might pounce.