We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


At twelve, I ran fast. At 31 I walked fast. At 81 I walk as fast as I can.

Children prefer looking under the table than on top of it.

Grandma gets face close to that of grandchild. Grandma, you are the deaf one.

To fear being ignorant is to fear learning.

I miss wandering the streets of a large city at midnight.

Some waddle, some lip, some shake body. Me, I walk straight.

Girl holds boy as she talks on cell phone. I marriage made on Facebook.

There are occasions when the rational mind should allow the irrational to take over.

A pretty girl smiling at you at age 81 does not elicit the same reaction as when a pretty girl smiles at you at age 21.

There are those who gain prestige through accomplishments, and there are those who gain prestige through default.