NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I will never feel completely comfortable with fancy bagels sold in Christian stores. Plain, poppy and salt are the bagels of my childhood.

I  bought a bag of damaged apples. I hate being conned.

Small actions can trigger large emotions.

She is on cell phone, he holds her close. An emotional phone call?

It is difficult for me to dump day old coffee, it is only a day old and I am born in the Depression.

Rick Perry is living proof of why Texas SHOULD secede.

After shopping, some depart studying ads on back of register slip. Why?

Question to those who seek to “win the war on terrorism?” How will you know when it’s over?

Herman represents the power of ignorance.

If there are “no second acts in life, ” I guess there are four acts, just ask, Newt.

One can always tell a boss. Man slips on wet spot and yells at everyone in the store.