NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I feel awkward speaking on cell phone in restaurant. I am Depression born.

If God did not exist, what would Republican candidates discuss?

Television is inhabited by smiling faces who even smile reporting sad news.

Tomorrow, all will shop at Family Dollar

If an appointment is at 9, I expect service at 9.

I was raised in a land of handshakes, today there is a land of shakedowns.

In a group of elderly men, one has a beard, just one.

Short skirt, high heels, always attracts males.

Some clasp hands between legs while listening. I don’t.

I measure my health by the length of time a cold lingers.

Some retain grudges whose origin is long forgotten.

In every occupation, there is a moment of lull.