We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


At age 81, mothers smile at me.

It is impossible for a female check out clerk to go five minutes without touching her hair.

In one way or another, 75% of Americans daily think about money–lack of it, that is.

I do not recall a woman in my neighborhood who wore a cap.

If an elderly person plays with a gadget at some point there is laughter at the wonder of it.

Newt Gingrich is convinced after God created him, He threw away the mold.

Mitt Romney is convinced he was raised in a log cabin and worked his way up all by himself.

The only gift from God was life, after that you are on your own.

Old adage: “Never look a gift horse in mouth.” However, I would check its legs.

In America, year 2012, fools rush in and are treated as sages.

We Americans romanticize early life to prove what we accomplished came from hard work.

I have a hunch most Gods wish they were humans.