We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


I feel a tinge of jealousy when they lay out goodies at the old folks table in the diner.

To bear a grudge is to become one.

Seek hate and you will become hateful.

Americans grow wider in body and shrink in minds.

Never respond to an unkind person by becoming unkind. If you do, then you have surrendered your mind to them.

I await Mitt Romney’s appearance as a singer on American Idol.

Whatever happened to Michele Bachmann?

Most Republicans have 19th century minds trapped in 21st century bodies.

I complain, but never whine.

Hurt feelings hurt the person with hurt feelings more than the person who caused the hurt feelings.

I prefer realm of reality to that of fantasy.

I order right away and never linger. It is not a task for Einstein.

I am always amazed at how few pregnant women I daily encounter.