We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.
NOBODY ASKED ME BUT
I never see ads offering to help thin people become obese.
A day went by without Rick Santorum telling about his coal miner grandfather.
She enters, gazes around the diner, leaves. A missed romance?
I rarely shake my head to indicate agreement with a speaker. I am a one nod person.
I wonder if God sleeps.
A painful memory should be allowed to sleep in the past.
We live today, but our minds spend time in the past and in the future.
I am constantly told to “have a good one,” but no one tells me what constitutes a good one.
People claim to love Jesus. That is not the question, the question is: does He love you?
I await an ad that says: ”No Sales Today, Just Regular Prices.”
Little children wave at me, and I always wave back.
Some rub hands on entering a diner. I don’t.
In the end, the most important statement one can make is: “I am alive.”
An elderly man stumbled into the bagel shop, gee, I am glad not to be an elderly man.



