We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


He swaggers into coffee shop with attractive woman on arm. Stranger,  she does not swagger.

In my youth, we gazed at breasts, today men gaze at butts.

Man on cell phone informs other person  of his ideas via hand signals.

Some talk to God, I talk to my heart.

Republicans denounce European “socialism” while copying European “austerity!”

Children love pointing at anything and anyone.

The longest journey we can take is the one on the road to our heart.

To dwell on and on about past injuries is never to leave the hospital.

I alone decide what hurts me, you can not.

Some have obesity of mind as well as of body.

One can lie to others, but never to self.

March only to the drummer in your heart.

Cheer leader of yesterday is chubby leader of today.

Haunting poem from elementary school. “I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree.” Joyce Kilmer

Romney would  shake hands with the Devil if it got him a vote.

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    “Against the earth’s sweet flowing breast!”  Maybe so many women were offended by the inherent inequity of breast-leering, that men were required to partake of the less obvious leering at derrieres?  Yet I guess the earth’s sweet flowing ass doesn’t rhyme with pressed nor have the ASSonance that Mr. Alfred J. Kilmer had in mind.  A college professor, Miss Molly Ruth Bottoms,  coincidentally, was who inspired our third grade class to memorize these lines.  Thanks for the memories, Professor!