We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


Tootsie Rolls have been part of my life for 81 years, can’t say the same for most other things.

To sit in silence is to sit with God.

Pink on black makes most women more attractive.

At a certain age it makes no difference who  holds open the door.

The number of chances one has in life depends on number of tries.

Mystery of life:  what do birds think about life?

Cheap Jewish food of my childhood like chopped liver is now an expensive delicacy.

Some are men of constant sorrow, then there are those who prefer constant happiness.

Some leave after half an hour, me, I’m an hour guy.

I enjoy watching women walk, guys do not merit my attention.

I sometimes get confused, do people walk dogs or do dogs walk people.

I wonder why all that gook evolved in the nose.

Those lacking convictions are the ones who proclaim them the loudest.

These days in America voices of hate drown out voices of love.

To truly love self is to be able to love others.