We offer observations on the  human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


A big breasted beautiful woman with a big butt will not win a beauty contest.

A girl offered me a seat, does she think I am an old man!

Own the night and go to sleep.

I was raised when “good manners”meant  something specific. Today it means what you want it to mean.

My nails crumble in the winter of my life.

At age 81, I rarely think about Death. Que sera, sera.

Some place newspaper on seat next to them, I place it on table.

I feel cheated getting a coupon for something I never purchase.

I do not understand limiting pitches for a young pitcher, the more one uses  something, the stronger it gets.

If I ever won something it would take five seconds to tell the world.

I would never wear a chain around neck, I am Bronx born.

I enjoy watching an efficient worker in any occupation.

Mitt does not wear a jacket but wears jeans. That was the uniform when he was a boy in a mansion.

The only solution in Egypt is to wake up a Pharaoh.

The last parade for veterans was in 1945.

Mitt and Barack give lectures to the public.

I have no interest in birds, flowers, or animals. I am Bronx born.

There were more deaths in our military from suicide this year than deaths in battle. What can one say?

On a hot day, I would die for an egg cream. Shot of chocolate, dash of milk and seltzer.