We offer observations on the human condition from a  21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


Some are born to greatness, others to silence.

A bulging tummy can lead to a bulging cyst inside.

There is a myth that seniors are financially well off. Not the seniors I know.

College students who live with folks become infantilized.

Some men tug at back pockets, I don’t.

I wonder how the world would change if we were all left handed. Would we give out right handed compliments?

There is incompetence stemming from ignorance and incompetence by design.

A few people eat a donut with a fork.

My greatest fear in life is being without a pen and paper.

I always wind up with spots on trousers from unknown sources.

Most check a gadget before departing the diner.

Some walk with hands in pockets, I don’t.

Some check cleanliness of seat before seating. I am from the South Bronx, dirt is our companion in life.

Some keep sunglasses perched just over eye brows.