We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


I am a “let em get in front” driver.

Some speak as soon as enter diner on way to table, I do not.

On hot days I miss the Italian man who sold ices.

An elderly woman always warmly greets an elderly man.

Some lick cone from top down, some from bottom up.

As I age so do the prices of items.

My Redneck Missouri neighbors have finally accepted global warming.

An elderly male has many choices among elderly females.

Obama is always one step behind the public.

Mitt works hard to place foot in mouth.

As an athlete I always played at 120%. Today, major league baseball players are closer to 60% level.

In life, taking a few steps on road not taken is akin to placing foot in cold water.

To fear making a mistake is to make a mistake.

We no longer banish people–except to send them to jail.

Horror sentence, being compelled to watch Fox News for eternity!