We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.


I do not pray to God anymore, I prefer living what He would want me to do.

Some await the storm with anger, some simply await the storm.

If you wait long enough, either it comes or doesn’t.

Every woman must touch her skirt when sitting.

I feel cheated if the tall blond sits with her back to me.

Congressmen would have enjoyed Medieval times and arguing over how many angels can stand on end of pin.

I rarely drink a glass of water at breakfast.

Pink always goes with a blond.

Women carry big bags and men small wallets. Why?

Some stride with breasts pushed out.

Some are people of constant sorrow.

My life consists of reborning the self.

Much thought is required to shift from summer shorts to fall pants.

Some retain car keys until they enter the shop, I always put them in my pocket.

I have no desire to drive a large car.

There is constipation of body and constipation of mind.

Question: does the waiter have the right to halt and read newspaper on table?