NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 22 year old mind trapped in an 82 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Some eat with dainty bites, me, I’m from the Bronx.

Age has led Bill Clinton to look distinguished.

Newt Gingrich has either sold soul to Devil or is heavily involved in negotiations.

Americans lack knowledge of their own history.

Some use hands to make point, others use mouth.

There are bruises to body, but much more painful are bruises to heart.

One can age well in body, or age well in mind, the goal is in both.

To inhabit the world of myth is to live in darkness.

If there is a single person toilet, why not for both sexes?

People who claim, “I built it”mean they paid someone to build it.

If a child explains, never correct her.

I often feel like a traveler in a land of pygmy minds.

I hate to tell you but if you smile while on cell phone, the other doe snot see it.

To be great is to possess a great dream.

I do not shake any bottles.

I feel guilty if not writing this stuff for two days.

People peer with intensity at machines. They do not peer back.

Thin girl with long hair is, by definition, interesting.