NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 22 year old mind trapped in an 82 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

My only experience with baldness  is cancer. Not the end of the world.

Some place left hand over right while waiting.

Some open pocket book on entering coffee shop, others wait to at cash register.

No surprise, Chinese guy eating Chinese meal.

When my toe hurts I enjoy dangling  leg.

I wonder how many shout curses as departing for Heaven.

I am the man who accepts all free samples.

We enjoy a surprise except the last one.

I have an athletes mind, always go for two.

I left the Army in 1953 but it never left me.

Some stand over table determined to get the last bite.

Some shop wearing a serious look. Honest, you are only getting a shirt!

Friends die, I live, mystery of life.

If a man rises slowly from seat, it is age.

It is a long time since I saw a woman wearing a fur coat.

A body can be healed with time and patience, not always a mind.

Among the most abused words in English language–creative.

Little boy takes small steps when holding a drink

I feel cheated if advertised item not on shelf.

Question: is it kosher to eat a banana in a coffee shop?

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