We offer observations on the human condition from a 22 year old mind trapped in an 82 year old body.


Mom should not walk sexy when with children.

Every so often I misinterpret a word. It is not age.

There is a finality to everything.

A cute pert blond haired woman on Fox News is lost without a teleprompter.

Our bodies grow weary with time.

I become irritated when coffee shop raises price by a nickel.

We sometimes wonder if we were born too late.

Always remain on good terms with rats.

In the end, humans depart and cockroaches remain.

I am surprised if mom wears a tattoo.

Twelve year olds are confused about love.

It is impossible for teens to conduct a conversation without sounds of laughter.

I do not enjoy sitting on a stool.

Children wander without knowing where they are going.

After the Bronx, I never had a home in America.