NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We present comments on the human condition from a 20 year old man trapped in a 79 year old body.

Obama has yet to master the art of explaining complex ideas with clarity.

A stranger to the area should never volunteer to offer directions.

Humans made a mistake when they abandoned bare feet for shoes.

No human has ever brought a car into a garage without being told something else is wrong with the car.

I wonder what is the record for being in the most gridlocks within a twenty four hour time period.

With the death of Ted Kennedy the old Irish politicians are disappearing from the scene.

Tea Party adherents lack American compassion and sense of community. They preach hate.

When a man nods at you, permission is given to speak with him.

Does Heaven have rapid transit systems or do we still have to drive a car?

People no longer use the expressions of “Johnny Reb” or “Yankee.” The Civil War is finally over.

Brad Pitt’s “Inglorious Bastards” must have a point other than violence. I guess the other point is making money.

Public toilets should have exotic aromas.

Educators believe starting school in August leads to more learning. The old adage of “less is more” applies. Let kids play.

So far Obama has been more a preacher than a teacher.

I never complain about having to wait a week to see a doctor. I am 79 and alive.

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