NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer reflections on the human condition from a 20 year old man trapped in a 79 year old body.

Nobody Asked Me But,

A woman walked by wearing long stockings. That means summer is over.

I daily receive phone calls from people offering me such nice things. For some reason, I hang up.

Fewer men wear a pony tail. Of course, forty years ago, those men beat the hell out of any man wearing a pony tail.

I like Laura Bush and bet she is happy her hubby is no longer the president.

I wrote an angry letter to President Obama. Why isn’t money set aside so people lacking medical insurance can see a doctor if they have symptoms of swine flu?

I always love women whose hair trails over their face.

I can never understand people who maintain a grudge for more than 24 hours. Life must always go on.

Native born St. Louisians evaluate people based on the high school they attended. They are among the most provincial people in America.

I often wonder if my mind would think differently if I was born very small.

After a half century of driving I still hate backing into a parking space.

When others talk I listen to words rather than day dreaming.

There is something about the glare, the angry eyes, and the cold demeanor of Dick Cheney that arouses pity in my heart.

“Clueless in Gaza” are the words that come to my mind when I think of Israel policy in that area of the world.

I am in awe of people who do cross word puzzles in ink.

I thrive on failure, it sparks my creative thinking juices.