NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer the rambling thoughts on the human condition of a twenty year old mind trapped in a 79 year-old body.

As Americans await the arrival of 2010, many wish we were awaiting the arrival of 1910.

I must be unusual, I have never hated anyone for more than 24 hours.

Roast beef establishments weigh the amount, but hamburger places don’t. Why?

Exactly how would American civilization change if pennies were abolished?

Buffets always taste better before than after the experience.

Today, I rebelled and did not throw my trash away. I am getting tired of working without getting paid.

Physical pain intensifies the sense of aloneness in the world.

I saw a sign saying, “Dog Wash.” It is a run threw.

My only encounter with “Field And Stream” is waiting for my car at Firestone.

I have never matched in my mornings the joy of someone drinking a cup of coffee on TV, have you?

People on talk shows who shake hands never appear sincere.

I believe the qualification to manage a McDonald’s is to weigh over 200 pounds.

I find unusual a man wearing jeans who has a shirt and tie.

I dream of worlds I shall never see and feel the anguish of seventy odd years.

I am impressed by secretaries who walk at lunch time to keep fit.

Any girl with long dark hair catches my attention.

I have a hunch this year’s Thanksgiving will be family centered and people will bring food.

Barack Obama has such eloquence. Sometimes, I wish he would have equal passion.

I wonder what is going through the mind of Major Hasan at this very moment.

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