North Korea Bombs With Words

Leaders of North Korea are currently in a state of uncertainty as they laid to rest the body of the Beloved Leader, Kim Song Il. His pudgy son, the new  Beloved Leader must show the people of his nation that as a Beloved Leader he will lead the country in issuing bombastic statements of defiance. Frankly, it matters little what causes these threats  of violence, it is the duty of a Beloved Leader to lead the nation in making utterances of defiance.

South Korean forces are conducting some artillery drills and obviously, none of their shells are headed north. South Korean forces were warned: “such a move of war-like forces is a premeditated military provocation.”

And, remember, that is from the Beloved Leader himself!!