Oh Dem Nigger Folk!

Every month Fox News discovers a new hero of the American people. Last week it was Cliven Bundy, the man on a horse who carries an American flag and stands up for the American people by wearing a big cowboy hat and denouncing the American government. According to Fox News, Bundy is the modern patriot who opposes Food Stamps and other such handouts to lazy folk. He has now gathered a small force to protect his ranch from “the government.” Mr. Bundy believes it is his right as an American to have free access to government land so he can feed his cows without paying a penny and then selling them for a profit. Strange, that sounds just like those on welfare who receive government money.

For a week, Bundy has been hailed as a hero by Fox News and Republican leaders. OOPs, Bundy gave an interview. “I wan to tell you one thing I know about the Negro.” They enjoy sitting on the porch doing nothing which has led him to consider the following: “I’ve often wondered one thing, are they better off as slaves picking cotton and having a family?”

Great question. Do you hear the sound of retreating horses running in the distance, that was the sound of Senator Rand Paul, Fox News and the other great Americans.