OBSERVATIONS ON GOD
1. If God is Master of the Universe, is there a Mrs. God?
2. I wonder if there are qualifications to become an Angel.
3. I have met very few Christians or Jews or Muslims in my life.
4. I would never be a member of any organization claiming to know God.
5. If God GAVE us free will, then we don’t have it.
6. Right now, God is on a million year sabbatical from Earth.
7. If you want to personally meet God, He is the guy picking strawberries in the hot sun.
8. Why do the people living in Israel call themselves Jews?