Heaven is a state of mind.

When one hits the pearly gates, you are asked to get rid of any hate in your heart.

I assume in Heaven all rest rooms are unisex.

At  least in Heaven I will not have to listen to crazy discussions about debts.

I  assume members of the Tea Party are not allowed in Heaven. God does not tolerate idiots who have no knowledge of American history.

I wonder if I can get DVD movies in Heaven.

If one displays hate and anger in Heaven, they are shown the down stairs.

I have always wondered if God has a wife.

Is God the only God in the universe or is God only one of many Gods?

Do we eat buffet style in Heaven?

I assume Orthodox Jews will be demanding kosher food in Heaven.

Say, about those virgins….