OBSERVATIONS ON HEAVEN
Heaven is a state of mind.
When one hits the pearly gates, you are asked to get rid of any hate in your heart.
I assume in Heaven all rest rooms are unisex.
At least in Heaven I will not have to listen to crazy discussions about debts.
I assume members of the Tea Party are not allowed in Heaven. God does not tolerate idiots who have no knowledge of American history.
I wonder if I can get DVD movies in Heaven.
If one displays hate and anger in Heaven, they are shown the down stairs.
I have always wondered if God has a wife.
Is God the only God in the universe or is God only one of many Gods?
Do we eat buffet style in Heaven?
I assume Orthodox Jews will be demanding kosher food in Heaven.
Say, about those virgins….