1. There are no “bargain sales” in Heaven.

2. Heaven is a Socialist Paradise, everything run by the government.

3. Free health care in Heaven.

4. Poor, powerless reign in Heaven.

5. Heaven paradise for Newt Gingrich, serial wives allowed.

6. No check points for Palestinians to prevent terrorism.

7. In Republican section of Heaven, one is compelled to listen 24 hours a day, seven days a week to speeches by Sarah Palin.

8. Few ministers, rabbis or immams in Heaven.

9. No one can buy their way into Heaven like they do in US to buy way out of trouble or jail.

10. Heaven just a word for nothing left to lose because money is no longer of value.