On Whose Side Is God?

Rick Santorum thanked God for granting him a victory in Iowa, George Romney nodded to God since his own millions had gained him a victory, Michele Bachmann was still trying to check the phone lines to God which apparently broke down while she was in Iowa, Newt is convinced God is some God damn terrorist lover, Ron Paul  refuses to have anything to do with non-Americans, Rick Perry was confused as to what God has against the great state of Texas and Herman Cain was last seen trying to sell a Rolex watch to God.

Republicans are always complaining about the “welfare state” but apparently the God welfare state is OK. If God continues granting Republicans victories doesn’t that encourage dependence on the government and laziness? It is time for  Republican welfare cheats to cease begging handouts from God and do their own damn work!