Osama Liked Himself-A Republican At Heart?

US military intelligence is releasing home videos made by Osama bin Laden who apparently had few things to occupy his mind other than gazing at his tall handsome self. The clips depict an Osama glued to the screen as images of himself flicker pictures of a man who is growing old and does not like that segment of life. Some are upset at this portrait of a man who was in love with the sound of his own voice and his own image. Frankly, it is unclear why any American would look down at such a person, given the fascination with the likes of Palin, Bachmann and Trump. The PBT trio have one priority in life –making the 6:00 p.m. news cast which for them is the only true purpose in being involved in politics. Michele Bachmann is capable of saying something nutty because in her view of life, the nuttier one becomes the more money awaiting at the end of the speaker trail.

We are rapidly approaching a point in human history in which the “message” is less important than the image projected in delivering the message. We offer some tweets which will get you on the front page:

1. We want to know how the Obama girls had the grades to get into an exclusive private school.

2. As far as we know, no birth certificate has ever been released about Michelle Obama. How do we know if she was actually born in America??

3. There are rumors circulating which indicate George Bush and Dick Cheney had a gay relationship.

4. We have never seen any pictures with both Osama bin Laden and Barack Obama in the same one. Does this suggest they are the same person?

5. We have neither seen the birth certificate of Donald Trump nor have we ever seen a picture of Trump and Donald Duck in the same photo! Since Donald Trump is a natural born quacker, can we assume he is really Donald Duck?