Osama Says I’m Dead!

The website of al-Qaeda offered a statement which indicates their leader is gone to the hereafter or wherever warriors wind up. “The blood of the holy warrior, Osama bin Laden, God bless him, is too precious to us and to all Muslims to go in vain.” I suspect most conspiracy folk will interpret that statement to indicate Osama bin Laden has gone to Disneyland where he will be the star of its shooting gallery. Let’s face it, if the ghost of Osama appeared before some people, and clearly indicated he was dead, they would respond it is simply another trick by those aliens in Rosewell, Arizona.

Of course, al-Qaeda warns Americans their current happiness till turn to sadness when thier warriors of the night swing into action. We have lived through, SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE and I guess now we will live through, SHOW US THE BODY!!